My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?" The horse cannot understand what the bartender said and instead finds it threatening, so it has a complete spasm and wrecks the whole bar.

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what happened to Timmy when he fell off his bike? CANCER.

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Two blondes and a brunnett walk into a bar. Remarkably, there was nothing else notable about any of them.

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

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When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

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What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

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What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

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man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

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Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

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What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

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a irish man walks past a bar

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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Why is cameron haythorp gay? Answer- He showed his willy to robet tuner

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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what do you call a tall black man with big ears? orangatang

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The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

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Q: what is white and can't climb trees? A: A refrigerator

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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