- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

I like U.............................nicorns :D

What doesn't kill you makes you injured

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the tornado cross the road? Cuz it's a tornado. Don't question it. Run.

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

What do you call a bunch of black people hanging out in a barn? African American farmers socializing.

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