A. Do you know the best part about Anti Jokes? B. No

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

What's sad about 5 black men falling off a cliff? The master has no slaves.

What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Why was the gay guy sad?

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

What do you call a black man? Black

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Provolone

Why didn't the boy drop his ice cream He was hit by a bus and he wasn't eating ice cream

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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