- Anti Joke

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

What's white, wet, and salty? Salt that has come in contact with a liquid in the recent past, seeing as the liquid has not evaporated completely from the combination of sodium and chloride yet.

What starts with a 's' and ends in 'ex'? Sex -XH

Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

Roses are, blue, Violets are red, Screw poetic forms, I wish you were dead

What did little jonny do when he broke his leg? He proceeded to brake into tears due to the excruciating pain caused by his unfortunate injury.

What is black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Two black guys jump off a bridge..who lands first? They would land at the same time due to earths gravity acting on them both with an equal force.

Three women are sitting in a bar. One is drinking beer, one is drinking wine and one is drinking vodka. Which one is the widow? The one whose husband is dead.

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

Nice belt.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.