What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

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Why'd the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a bus.

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A woman wearing a very fancy, striped sweater walks into a bar and sits down. The bar tender asks her “what’ll it be”?. The girl replies “Just a beer for me”. As this happens a child in Africa dies from complications due to starvation.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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Person 1: 'Ask me if I'm a tree' Person 2: 'Are you a tree?' Person 1: 'No.'

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Why couldn't the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why can't girls count to seventy? Trick question. Clinical research has proven that a fair amount of girls are, in fact, capable of counting from one to seventy using ordinal numbers in the Arabic numeral system.

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Moo! I'm a goat!

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What's worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts

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John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

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womens rights.

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Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

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whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

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Why did the baby die? Because he got shot in the head repeatedly.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

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what would Michael jakson do if he was alive? scream and hit the top of his coffin

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Why did the crack addict see colors. He was looking at the northern lights

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Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

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Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

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What do you call a monkey holding a hand grenade? It depends on what its name is.

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a brick cheated on another brick, the brick that was cheated on was angry and became disgusted at the brick that cheated. the current brick that was cheated on tryied top kill the other bitch brick, the brick that cheated tried to break up the fight but testicles

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a man walks into a bar he has a few drinks and announces to his friends that hes driving home, dave (one of his friends) tells him that its a bad idea and takes his keys off of him until the next day.

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what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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