David Cameron

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

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How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

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What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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How did you know it was bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? When his clock's big hand met the little hand, usually at 10 or 11, though sometimes later if he had a concert that night.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

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What did the collage professor say to the plumber? Hi.

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A tree falls in the woods. A deaf boy, who had been frolicking through the forest, is struck down by the tree. He dies. His parents are ridden with grief for years, until finally the father commits suicide. The mother soon remarried and had two more children. Both died before the age of 15. She was a horrible mother.

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What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

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When life gives you lemons you mix them with vinegar to make a drink that will help your high blood pressure.

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why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

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Two nuns in a bath, one nun says to the other "wears the soap?" the other confused replies "I am sure you mean 'where' is the soap" and hands her the soap.

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What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

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Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are productive members of society. -Canis

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Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

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Kobe Bryant passing the ball

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What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

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Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

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What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

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What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

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Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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