What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

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Yo mama is so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing? Her reply was: Kicking a can down the street. What did you think she was doing? Moving?

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There are 3 poeple on an air plane. The pope, a boy scout, and barak obama. The plane is about to crash and there is only 2 parachutes. omba said im the president of the united states and one of the worlds smartest african americans so he jumped out. The Pope told the boy scout " i lived a long happy life you take the last parachute and jump." The boy scout replied what there are still 2 left the " worlds smartest negro jumped out with my backpack.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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It's April Fool's Day and a little boy runs up to his mom. "Daddy hung himself! He's in the attic!" The mom runs up to the attic, but the dad's not there. The boy looks at his mom and says, "April fools! He's in the basement!"

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How do you annoy a farmer? Shoot his wife.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Pizza guy. Just a minute, I have to grab my wallet.

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Why did Zayne have no friends? Because he is retarded.

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Knock Knock. -Who's there ? It's me. -Come in.

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What do you do if you have a worm in your apple you throw it away

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Superman, Batman and Spiderman are all in a race. Who wins? Grow up. Superheros aren't real.

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What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

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Your dad is so abusive that he hurts you when he losses his temper

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An Irish man walks into his home and orders a drink.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven has a hook for one of his hands carries a chain saw in the other an gets into six's dreams...thats just scary

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What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips violently.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a car

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what's the difference between a male and female skeleton? The jaw bone structure

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A kid has no friends.

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Why did the boy get hit by the bus? He didn't check both sides before crossing

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The joke below is absolute shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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