whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

#Cutforbieber - Cole g.

What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

HEY YOU!!!!

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

I once had a friendly cohort, whose limericks often ran short, but this one doesn't, I don't know why, Also, he often can't rhyme.

Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

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