roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

Why did? Yes

Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

Why did the man eat the cheese? because the man was a mouse

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

What does a Jew and an oven have in common? Bagels.

A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

all jokes aside...

What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

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