What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

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The MLS

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Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

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Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

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why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

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Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

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knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

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He walked in a bar

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Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

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What is duke oxtoby? legend.

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69

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your moms soooooo FAT that she went on a diet and became really sexy

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4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

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There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

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why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

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A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

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Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

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why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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