Not sure, its just a really rare combination, people tell me stuff like "oh they are really bright brown" like hell they are, I mean sorry but the hell they are. I prefer it the way you say it, they are red, really really red, and you do not say it as if I had something to be ashamed off.

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Q: Why did the little girl scream? A: She didn't have a rape whistle.

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It was a dark and stormy night. The whole family waiting for the phone to ring as they await for a criminal to give instructions. Then the phone rings... RING RING Jeffery: "Hello? Yes, sir. Yes, sir. No sir please don't! No, have mercy! Yes sir. No sir, no. Yes sir. Bye." Donald: "What did the man say?" Jeffery: "Wrong number..."

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A kid has no friends.

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A straight guy, a straight girl and a bisexual guy walk into a bar. The bisexual guy is twice as likely to find a partner from a purely statistical point of view.

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Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the Altar Boy shortly after sex? Nothing. The feelings of shame and revulsion the priest felt about what he had just done meant he couldn't look him in the eye let alone talk to him.

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink and sighs heavily, waiting to escape the reality of his broken home, his cheating wife, and his high school dropout kid.

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Q: How did the black man die? A: He got hit by a car, and we all know that this is painful.

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One man calls emergency: - Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom! After five minutes, the same man calls back: - It is OK, I found another one.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Auntie.

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In the weeks following the original release of Die Hard, reports sprung up across the nation of impressionable boys overdosing while masturbating.

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knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

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Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

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Q:What's black and white and red all over? A: An interracial couple in a car crash.

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

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What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

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A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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How did th-A fridge.

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Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

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A man accidentally forgets his daughter at a Sizzler

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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