Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

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Q: Why don't black people like My Chemical Romance? A: Actually, some of them do.

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What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

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Why do blondes where knickers? to keep their ankles warm

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Justin Bieber

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Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

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Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

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You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartendor says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife was just diagnosed with cancer and given only a week to live."

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A man walks into a bar, and sees another man with a huge orange head. He asks the bartender, "Do you know why that man has such a huge orange head?" The bartender replies: I dont know, maybe if you buy him a drink he'll tell you. So that man walks over to the man with a huge orange head and buys him a drink. He says to him: Excuse me, sir but why do you have a big orange head? The man with the big orange head replies: Well, one day I was walking along the beach and I found an interesting bottle. So I opened it and out popped a genie. He told me I had three wishes. The first thing I asked for was to have all the money that I wanted, and the means to get more. Suddenly, My pockets were overflowing with cash. So then I wished for the most beautiful, perfect woman ever created and there she appeared in front of me, and we immediately fell in love. The third thing I asked for was a huge orange head.

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"I am proud to be black and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist. "I am proud to be white and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Racist and offensive to black people "I am proud to be asian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist "I am proud to be Ethiopian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Said nobody, ever

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

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whats the difference between a black guy and and an asian person... who cares kill them both

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an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

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What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

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why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

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why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

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What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

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a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

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Why is Satan evil? Because he makes people eat apples.

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What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

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Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

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Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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