Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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whats small and tickles? pubic lice

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

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What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

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What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

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What happened to the convict on death row? He died

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What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

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want to hear a funny joke? what a coincidence so do I!

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

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How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

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Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

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Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

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A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

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What's faster than a black man with a TV? olympic sprinters, cyclists, street legal cars, speed boats, helicopters, commercial airliners, bullets, fighters jets, missiles, SR-71, space shuttles, rocket ships, anything in orbit, excited electrons, and quite a lot more, actually.

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Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

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Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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