getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

womens rights

Bumsniffer

WOMENS RIGHTS

Velcro. What a rip off.

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

What does the Fawkes say? "Remember, remember, the 5th of November..."

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

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