- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Simba from the Lion King? One is a cartoon character from a beloved Disney classic and the other is the current President of the United States of America.

A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

roses are red violets are blue I forogt what I was doing where am I?

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

Banana Hamock.

Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

I'm 4 and what is this?

The only thing you need to call a woman that starts with "B" is "Beautiful" Biitches love to be called beautiful

I had a great joke to tell you. I didn't want people stealing my ideas so I didn't write it. Haha

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because it is the decaying remains of a corpse and therefore lacks brain and muscle tissue depriving it of the ability of though and movement both of which are key skills in the art of dancing.

Harry Chappell raped someone

Burp

Two men walk into a bar.........ouch.

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

What is black, white and red all over? Something that pertains those characteristics

Knock, knock. Who's there? Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation. Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation who? Moo.

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