- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

Two pretzels were walking down the street. One was assaulted. The other, witnessing what he'd seen, developed a harsh stereotype.

Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

Knock Knock, Ow my face

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

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What do you call a person mowing a lawn? A Mexican

Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

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What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

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How do you make a businessman cry? Shoot him in the kneecaps.

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