Do you like fishsticks No

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Q: A boy went to 7-11 and bought Coke instead of 7up. Why? A: I don't know

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Q: What's worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

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Why was Why added to why? Because WHy not.

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How do you annoy Lady Gaga? Stab her with a knife.

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What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

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How can you shed 10 pounds in one day? Get your legs amputed.

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Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

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The joke below is absolute shit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding A Duck in your apple! What is worse than finding a duck in your apple? Finding a racist in your apple! Whats worse than finding a racist in your apple? DEATH

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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What did the Mexican say when a house fell on him? Nothing. He's dead.

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC. I can't walk or talk, and I'm a Stephen Hawkings

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XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

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Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the Altar Boy shortly after sex? Nothing. The feelings of shame and revulsion the priest felt about what he had just done meant he couldn't look him in the eye let alone talk to him.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. Question is, how did they get in there?

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Why couldn't Mike answer the phone on time? On his way to the phone he was shot and killed.

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Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

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what's the difference between a male and female skeleton? The jaw bone structure

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Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

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What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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