- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

Why did the black man smell really bad? A: becuase he ran out of paper

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why didn't Sally get back up? She had no legs Guess who's getting prosthetic legs for Christmas! Not Sally.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead

What did the lone KKK member do when he passed 10 large, muscular black men in the street? He did not tell them that he was a member of the KKK.

What do you call a generally un likeable person who has a habit of drinking in a bar? A Bastard.

Your mother is so fat, that if she had 8 clones of her, they would probably not be able to stand in the elevator together due to the maximum capacity, and safety hazard.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas ? cancer

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

What did the fat guy say after his weight-reduction surgery? I'm gonna sue the clown pants out of McDonalds

why did the photographer take so many pictures? Because he gets paid.

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

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