- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

The Game.

michael: How old do I look? stranger: about 68? How old are you? michael: I cant remember I have alzheimers. michael: How old do I look?

Knock Knock? whos there? The man at the door then finds himself thinking what his last name is as he lately got amnesia

Did you hear that Jerry Sandusky won the swimming race? He's in very good shape for a man his age.

why does jake have so many guns? hes compensating

A man sees another man sitting on a bench with a pickle in his ear. He asks the man "Why do you have a pickle in your ear?" The other man replies "What? I couldn't hear you because I have a pickle in my ear."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care what a chicken thinks?

Who's the biggest badass in the nation? Adrenaline junky Jacobs!

What do you call a man covered in bees? Nothing, you'll startle the bees!

What do you do when a man in a corner offers you candy? You walk away.

Why is ms Wolfe mean? Because she is a poop face

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas A bike.

What's worst than a crying baby? A dead baby What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies What's worse than a pile of dead babies? If there's an alive one at the bottom What's worse that an alive baby in a pile of dead babies? If it has to eat its way out.

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

a woman votes!

So a 12 year old suicide bomber walks in to a military base and kills 31 soldiers. It happened. Look it up.

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

knock, knock "Who's there?" knock, knock "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

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