- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.Why did the boy fail to complete his homework? A. He was a loaf of bread

Why did the chicken cross the road?... To get to the other side.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

Why does the man leave the store, with two lemons in his shopping bag? Because lemons happened to be one of the items of food he had purchased.

Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

Why couldn't Harry Potter get a job at Mc Donalds? Because he isn't real.

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. The squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because it is a squirrel and squirrels can't talk. The owl turns to the squirrel and eats it, because it is a bird of prey.

Roses are red, violets are red, Tulips are red, bushes are red.... WTF MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE.

How do you sabotage someone's car? Drop a fridge on it

Women's Rights.

Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

Why couldn't the white child dunk the basketball? His legs were amputated and he has been confined to a wheelchair.

I hate cripple jokes! I just can't stand them!

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

A man walks into a bar... The steal bar hurt his face and had to get stitches.

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A terrorist. What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. What are you racist or something?

why did the duck fall in the water? It got shot

Whats black and white and red all over Racial violence

A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

So a guy walks into a bar. He asks the woman next to him, ''Can I buy you a drink?'' The woman says,''No thank you.''

whats worse tan loosing checkers getting lit on fire

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