"Doctor, Doctor! I feel like I'm a dinner roll!" Yes, well that's a side effect of your brain cancer.

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

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So I was making love to my cat the other day, and my pet dog comes in.

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Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

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facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

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getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

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charlie sheen

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How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

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What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

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no really what are ur names?

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Why didn't the black man get the scholarship? Because he didn't apply for it.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

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How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

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What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

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Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

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If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

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A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

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Kefka > Sephiroth

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Do u take sugar?

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You know what's a joke? Something Funny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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