- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

What is blue and smells like the sea The ocean

How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

Papa Smurf: Why did the chicken cross the road? Grouchy Smurf: I hate chickens!

Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

2 + 2 = 4

What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

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