Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

Sometimes black people kill other black people.

why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

I couldnt remember who Rhiana used to date. Then it hit me.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

I am quite mature.

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

What's better than winning the lottery? Winnig the lottery twice.

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

Nuneaton..

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

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