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what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Your momma is so dumb she has to have weekly tutoring to help understand finding the value of x in an equation.

What do you call two black men and a hispanic man in the back of a car? The punchline of this joke is offensive, and might bring legal troubles to Anti-Joke.Com and it's subsidiaries. For these reasons, Anti-Joke.Com will not allow it to be shown.

Mom: Are you going to jump of a cliff just cause your friends are? Kid: You got married to dad cause you were the last lonely whore left of all your friends. And you wanna talk to me about peer pressure. Mom: Go jump.

There are 3 guys named:Poop, Shut up and Manners. They all were speeding down the street, they took a sharp turn and Poop fell out of the back. A cop pulled them over while Manners got out to go get Poop. The cop says, "whats your name." "Shut up." "No seriously whats your name." "Shut up" he says a little bit harsher. "Wheres your manners?" the cop says. "Back there picking up Poop."

What do you call a black person on a bike? A cyclist.

Knock knock Who's there? Hello??? .....

what did the terrorist get for christmas? probably nothing because terrorists are steriotypically muslim, but i imagine if not it was a gift close to his heart

A mexican and a black were in a cop car. Who was driving it? The Mexican, he was a cop and the black person was his assistant.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

What did the mom say to her clinically depressed son? You're dad died

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the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

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do you no what im doing? writing this joke.