Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

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Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

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what starts with an f and ends with a uck? firetruck!!

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Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

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What did the overweight blind kid get for Christmas? His parents died in a tragic car crash and he was left alone, fat and blind to fend for himself

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A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

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whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

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What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

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Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

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An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

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What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

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What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

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A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

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What kind of a prediction is THAT?

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

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Church.

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Why did the little pig squeal? Because he was going through blades at a slaughter house.

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whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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