- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a sleeping bull? Don't call him anything and back away slowly.

Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

What's the worst way to die? Alone.

Thumbs up if you're reading this in 2015!

question: do zombies eat brains answer: actually zombies don't exist, so they don't eat anything

Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

how did the man with just a head hide the fact that he murdered someone? im not sure but this seems highly untrue as someone could not kill someone with just their head.

OH MY LUMPIN GOD!

Whats not funny and no one wants to waste the time to reading it? This joke

Bob: Hey Jim, what's up? Jim: Obviously the sky, oh and i see a few planes too. by the way why are you asking me why don't you just look up?

FORTY SECONDS!!!!!!

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and gets shot.

Daym im romantic

Hey, you wanna hear a joke? The holocaust.

Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

Brother comes downstairs wet and naked Mom: Did you enjoy your shower?

i find your gravy quite lumpy.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

your mom is so stupid she got raped

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