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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

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You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

A boy is eating with his family. A man in the next booth tells him "You are very handsome and you will be a movie star when you grow up." Then the man leaves. On the way out, the boy's mom says "You know he was drunk, right?"

Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

knock knock whos there? nobody

What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

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Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

What's faster than a black man with a TV? olympic sprinters, cyclists, street legal cars, speed boats, helicopters, commercial airliners, bullets, fighters jets, missiles, SR-71, space shuttles, rocket ships, anything in orbit, excited electrons, and quite a lot more, actually.

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