- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy get stuck on the toilet? He was Elvis.

Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

What do you call a Jew A Jew

?Three men walk in to a bar. one walks with a limp. The other two make fun of him and joke of his inability to walk as well as others around him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

What's harder than winning an argument with a woman. Lonsdaleite which has recently been declared the hardest substance known to man, and can withstand 58% more stress than the hardest diamond crystal.

What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide? where to find some cheap cyanide

to get to the other side.

What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

What do you call mexicans running down the hallway? JAIL BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your dad is so abusive that he hurts you when he losses his temper

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me anytime you're free, but I can't guarantee I will answer because I could be at work.

How did Barry Bonds break the career homerun record? A combination of natural ability, practice, and a plethora of performance enhancing drugs.

How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because in between 6 and 7 there used to be the number § but 7 raped and murdered it.

"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

Who is worse then Charlie Sheen? Hitler.

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. The squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because it is a squirrel and squirrels can't talk. The owl turns to the squirrel and eats it, because it is a bird of prey.

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Okay, are you a tree? A: No, no I am not.

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