One man calls emergency: - Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom! After five minutes, the same man calls back: - It is OK, I found another one.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Auntie.

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Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

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What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

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In the weeks following the original release of Die Hard, reports sprung up across the nation of impressionable boys overdosing while masturbating.

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knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

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Q:What's black and white and red all over? A: An interracial couple in a car crash.

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A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

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How did th-A fridge.

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A man accidentally forgets his daughter at a Sizzler

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Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

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Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

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what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

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Why did little Jimmy cry when his Rolls Royce got destroyed? Because his parents were in it.

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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So, this cheerio is in love with a beautiful frosted cheerio. He asks her on a date. She says no, because she only dates other frosted cheerios. So the cheerio works really hard at his job and is promoted to a honey-nut cheerio. So he asks her out again. She says no because she only dates frosted cheerios. So he works even harder and is made a frosted cheerio. He asks her out again and she accepts. 4 months later after a relationship built on trust and understanding they are married and live a long and fullfilling life together.

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What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

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There once was a man from Peru. He dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find a man had murdered his wife and children.

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A woman walks into a bar. Since having equal rights, she too falls unconcious..... Several men walk toward the bar

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Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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