What did the black man say to the other black man? We are both black men.

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Sure. A: Do you want to hear a short one or a long one? B: uh... a short one. A: joke. Do you want to hear a long one? joooooooke.

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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

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What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? An amputation.

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What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

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What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

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An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

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What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

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Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

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Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

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A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

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What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

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a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

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A plane crashed in the border of mexico and USA. Where do you bury the survivors? tell me in the thing bellow

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Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

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Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

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What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

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how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

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Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

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What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

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There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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