- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

what's a self-driving car 10 years from now? probably just "a car".

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

a woman votes!

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

Where are you going Your house

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

What do you call someone with the world biggest encyclopedia on their head? Dead.

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

Your mother is so fat, that recent test results have proved she is morbidly obese.

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

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