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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so your skydiving in the ocean and one of you bedroom windows break. how many bloodstains does it take to paint a peice of bread covered in goat milk? the answer is D. 2731 books on cannabalism

Continents are large islands.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete jumped out, who was left? Pete, the boat blew up and instantly killed repeat

A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

an emo kid walks into mcdonalds and orders a happy meal

What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

Why didn't the man get to see his family on Christmas? He was blind.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

Why was the gay guy sad?

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

If you're having Kony problems, I feel bad for you son. He's stolen 99 kids and your posters saved none.

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