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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

When life gives you lemons, thank life for its generosity.

What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

What do you call a blonde with big breasts? A woman. Some call her "mom".

Why did the little pig squeal? Because he was going through blades at a slaughter house.

What did the guy say when he found out his girlfriend had a dick I don't think we should date anymore, you have a dick.

Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? As a matter of fact, I do. It goes: "Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? NaBrO."

There was a man that invited his uncle, his uncle his uncle his uncle, his uncle and his uncle spidey to a party. He was really dissapointed when he realized that not only was his invitation full of typos, but that he invited Peter Parker twice and forgot to invite spiderman.

Q: How many dwarfs does it take to change a light bulb? A: 1 or 2. One to change the light bulb and maybe another one to guards the staircase for the safety of the first one when the ceiling is too high (Wich happens almost every time because they are dwarfs.)

i used to be gay. now i am bisexual.

Why do rabbits have such a reputation for rampant reproduction? Sex feels extra good for rabbits.

A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

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