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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

I'm a champion. I do what I want.

What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

Why do Mexicans get made fun of? Because they are Mexican

An owl and a squirrel where siting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then turned to the squirrel and said nothing... cos owls can't talk. The owl then eats the bird because it is a bird of prey

A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

what is worse than tripping over a tree root? getting mauled by a 60 foot bear

Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

What do you call a three toed 9 foot man. His name.

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

Why did the Grandad teabag his Grandson? Because he likes dipping his balls into the mouths of his Grandchildren; as if they were a teabag and his mouth was a mug.

Q: If you are running a race and a fridge hits you, how many dogs play x-box in the snow? A: 12 orange waffles

A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

Q: What do you do when you see a man with no arms and no legs walking down the street? A: You wonder how the hell he is walking

When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

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