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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

Chuck Norris is so strong, he can probably lift more than 80 pounds

What does 1 black person on the moon mean? A problem. What do 2 black people on the moon mean? A problem. What does every black person on the world on the moon mean? It's still a problem.

why cant ben cry, because i gorged his eyes out with a popsickle stick.....

mommy, mommy, the ice cream man is coming can i have a dollar? sure sweetie. YAY! Goes up to ice cream truck, ice cream man asks what would you like little boy, would you like chocolate, vanilla, str.... Ice cream man steals small boy.

suck my balls mr.garison

What rhymes with float,boat,moat,coat and goat but can not be on a boat, can not float, can not be in a moat, can not be on a coat and can not ride a goat? A zoat because it's not a real word and therefore is incapable of doing any of those things.

What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

How do you make your friends more positive ? Infect them with HIV.

Wanna hear a joke? women's rights. jaye clenton is a fag.

How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

I can't make my mind about the debate on legalisation of marijuana. Some days I think it's a good thing. Somes days I think it's a bad thing. And some days, I don't think about it at all and I just think it's a very nice day.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

Roses are read Vilots are blue, I have a gun, Now get out of my house!!!

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

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