Why did the TV fall of a cliff? Because a nice man was donating it to the homeless shelter which hangs over a cliff. The man placed the TV in the back room on the floor. There was a weak spot on the floor and when the fattest homeless person walked over the floor, the floor broke which was a HUGE inconvenience because he TV and the fat man fell through the floor and over the cliff, luckily the TV was plugged in so it was hanging by the cord but an old lady with Alzheimer's forgot that there was a hole in the floor and unplugged the TV so she could clean the switches. In the end the TV fell off the cliff.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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this is not an anti joke

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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What does a black guy and an apple have in common? They're both apples except for the black guy

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So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

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why did the guitar player cross the road? to play his gig

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

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Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

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What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

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How many licks does it take to get to center of a tootsie pop? pickles, 7:00 pm, wood, shoulder pain

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Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

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Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

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There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

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roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

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52 Prostitutes in a bar. Challenge Accepted.

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Why did? Yes

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Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

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Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

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hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

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What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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