- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Muslim athletes.

Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

Why was the anti joke funny? because it wasn't funny.

How do you make a little boy cry? You rape his dog

What's the difference between a Mustang and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

Why is the post under me so funny? Because the boy won't be able to play the x box!

A Chinese man, an American man, and a Mexican man are sitting in an airplane. When the flight attendant comes by with food, the Chinese and American both opt for pretzels, while the Mexican prefers crackers and makes his selection accordingly. The three sit back and enjoy their snacks separately.

What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

Two guys jump off a cliff... the third guy calls an ambulance.

What did the bartender say to the three-legged Irishman? What can I get you?

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Dead babies can't paint.

What do Michael Jackson and a T-Rex have in common? They're both dead.

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Did you hear about the guy who got his entire LEFT side ripped off? He's dead.

What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

so if you need 20 dollars and you just kicked your cat how old is your mom. cake because you are a 666 member.

why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

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