- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? A:Depends on the volume of said tub.

Your family is so fat that when their feet hit the ground, it recorded 9 on the richter scale, because they were launched at the Earth at close to the speed of light, and when you account for relativistic mass effects, the amount of energy that was displaced into the ground was tremendous

If this joke were a potato I would be very confused

what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

why were the girls confused? they were in a logic class and couldn't seem to find the irrationality chapter in the book

Q:So there's a black guy and a mexican sitting in a car...who's driving? A: The Cop

how does your hair keep changing lengths? due to my countless hours of grueling sessions in chemotherapy due to what was recently found as a terminal cancer, i wear wigs

A little boy walks up to his father and asks him a question, "Daddy, how are babies born?" His father then replies in an enthusiastic manner, "You see, I stuck my dick in your mom's vag and started pounding. Apparently two condoms defeat the purpose."

What do you call a black man throwing jars of flaming fruit preserves at a Jewish basketball player. MEXICO

Why did the man break all his bones? Because his parachute failed to open

A guy walks into a bar. But it was a solid steel bar and suffered severe wounds and a concussion. Lucky for him a bystander saw this happen and called 911. The man was transported to a hospital where he eventually made a full recovery and returned to work after one year.

Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

Win industrial estate, Newry

your mom is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said... ok

Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

Whats white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

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A man walks into a bar. He says "ouch".

Q. What is worse than being raped A. Being raped twice

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