- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between Obama and Romney answer: one would have been a good president instead of a communist

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

Where's the soap?

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

Q. what sucks A. getting robbed loosing your family and then you die by cancer

Chrysanthemums our orange violettes are musical

What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

i hate this glue. give me one new or i will poo.

Why did the baby cross the road? It's abusive father punted it.

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

What's the deal with brown?

Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

What's a pirates favorite element the periodic table? Gold.

Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

Why can't Helen Kellen drive? She's a woman.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

How many ecotards does it take to change a light globe? Ve Vill Change all ze light globes to use;less grey vuns and you vill luv it or else ve vill kill you to save ze planet

- Hi, my name is Sarah Lennon. - Wow! Are you related to Sarah Palin?!

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