- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

So does Blake

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

Fox News

Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

Why didn't the poor man buy a candy bar? He wasn't hungry.

What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

What did the mom say to her clinically depressed son? You're dad died

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black So is my neighbor

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

Wait what? I did not type that!

If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

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