- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will cause me to develop a drinking problem.

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

Where's my tractor?

How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

* anti-punchline

Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

Knock knock Who's there? Oh. I was just making sound effects.

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

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