Whats bloody and is dead. My son.

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Why did the baby cross the road? 'cause i kicked it.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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What's the difference between a dead black man in the road, and a dead dog in the road? One is a human being that probably leaves behind family and friends that will miss his absence. The other is an animal that will also be missed, but to a lesser degree since dogs don't form a bond with people other than the family it shared its life with. In either of the two cases, if I witnessed the accident that caused the death, I would promptly notify the authorities so as to make sure that the driver of the vehicle that hit them would be subjected to a breathalyzer test.

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i fell like im going to reverse john becase i ate a bikle penis jackson

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, It's still in its pen.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

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What's the difference between a brick and Ricky? A brick gets laid and has a higher iq

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Whats the difference between a prostitute and crack dealer? One sells addicting drugs, while the other exploits her vagina for money. Either way, they're both illegal.

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

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i read the terms of service when i posted this

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What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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Whats 10 times worse than a war? Ten wars.

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A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

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What do you call an old widow with 12 cats? Forever alone.

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What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

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Two fish are swimming and hit a cement wall. One fish says Dam.

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What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

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"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

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Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

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Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

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Anti Joke

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