If your uncle jack helped you off your horse, would you help your uncle jack off a horse? Yes

thumb_up thumb_down +30

Two guys are walking down the street. One asks the other "Nice weather today, huh?" And the other responds "It sure is," and they both continue on with their days.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

A man walk into a bar. Just kidding he has no legs.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

Another cat joke. You gotta be kitten me.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

nipple

thumb_up thumb_down +30

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

Roses are red, Violets are blue when I saw you what the heel are you

thumb_up thumb_down +30

Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

thumb_up thumb_down +30

A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

Why did the women knock on the door? she needed to do a shit

thumb_up thumb_down +30

Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Pi pi pi pi Pi pi pi pi Pingu Pingu!

thumb_up thumb_down +30

Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

thumb_up thumb_down +28

I now pronounce you man and lion. You may now kiss the pride.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

thumb_up thumb_down +28

It was a dark and stormy night. The whole family waiting for the phone to ring as they await for a criminal to give instructions. Then the phone rings... RING RING Jeffery: "Hello? Yes, sir. Yes, sir. No sir please don't! No, have mercy! Yes sir. No sir, no. Yes sir. Bye." Donald: "What did the man say?" Jeffery: "Wrong number..."

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Q: Why did the little girl scream? A: She didn't have a rape whistle.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Not sure, its just a really rare combination, people tell me stuff like "oh they are really bright brown" like hell they are, I mean sorry but the hell they are. I prefer it the way you say it, they are red, really really red, and you do not say it as if I had something to be ashamed off.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

A kid has no friends.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

thumb_up thumb_down +28

A straight guy, a straight girl and a bisexual guy walk into a bar. The bisexual guy is twice as likely to find a partner from a purely statistical point of view.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

What did the Catholic Priest say to the Altar Boy shortly after sex? Nothing. The feelings of shame and revulsion the priest felt about what he had just done meant he couldn't look him in the eye let alone talk to him.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink and sighs heavily, waiting to escape the reality of his broken home, his cheating wife, and his high school dropout kid.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Q: How did the black man die? A: He got hit by a car, and we all know that this is painful.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops