An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Black people are black They are inferior

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Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

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Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

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No this is Patrick, I'm not a krusty krab

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What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

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why does jake have so many guns? hes compensating

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What do a plum and an elephant have in common? They're both gray, except for the plum

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an athiest walks into a church

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

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Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

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What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

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columbus laid an egg. he was very proud of it, but the other dudes ate it.

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roses are red violets are blue i done you mom a favor by making you...banana and rice don't worry it'll taste just nice

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What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

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Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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Some people like melon and others like soup.

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on a scale from a banana to a pound coin - how much do you like the works of antonio vivaldi?

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Why did the man order a mail order Asian bride? Because he was caucasian which meant females of his race had unrealistically high expectations of a partner due to various materialistic overtones that are constantly portrayed in their medie creating a society of over entitled women who think they are owed the earth.

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Barack Obama, Mother Teresa and Stephen Hawkings had race. Who won? Barack Obama. This deduction can be made as Stephen Hawking is severely disabled by a motor neurone disease known as amyotrophic lateral sclerosis. Henceforth, he has very limited control over the majority of his body and is confined to a electric wheel chair. Thus, he could not participate competitively in the race. Moreover, Mother Teresa is dead. This unfortunate occurrence was caused by several myocardial infarctions in combination with pneumonia. Regardless of this, Mother Teresa's meek and frail build would slower her speed considerably; in comparison to Barack Obama's relatively athletic and robust frame. Nonetheless, President Obama is a smoker. Therefore, he may experience symptoms associated with emphysema during the race, causing him to retire. As such no-one would finish the race, leaving the spectators feeling very disappointed and empty.

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

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