Jayden Eccles

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How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

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What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

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Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

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What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

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A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

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HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

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What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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pudding

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

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Call of Duty is Awesome So is fingering a dead lion with an iron dildo

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What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

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Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

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TOP KEK

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Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

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Knock knock Who's there No one We are all on the computer

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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