How come the blind black guy couldent read because he is dead

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Knock Knock Nobody answered because the people in the house were away.

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Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

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A man walks into a bar. He gets wasted and forgets the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue and oranges are orange nothing rhymes with orange

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This is an anti joke

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Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure, but the farmer must be very upset about the loss of one of his chickens.

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did you know why people keep saying "you know...you know..." in their conversation? well i don't know

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kieran scott has a huge back

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Who won the race across the highway, the Mexican or the Frenchman? Neither, as they were struck by a mac truck when attempting to run across the highway and were both killed instantly on impact.

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How many Druggies does it take to make toast. One.

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I Have a Black Friend

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Where did the Smith family spend their weekend together? At the father's funeral.

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Why does Nathan Rogers never get any pussy? Because goblins have small dicks

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A man walks into a bar... The steal bar hurt his face and had to get stitches.

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Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

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Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

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A funny joke: Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday.

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what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

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bill is either dead or alive. bill is not dead therefore bill is alive

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What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

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A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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