I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

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scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

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once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

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There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

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Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

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what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

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What did Britney Spears say to the Mexican? Hit me baby Juan more time.

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- What's the difference between a squirrel? - It can neither fly.

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Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

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That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

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a man is bussy at work, when he gets called by his doctor. YOUR WIFE IS HAVING A BABY! the doctor yells. so the man runs to his car, drives home like a madman, and arrives home with his doctor holding the newborn in his arms. "congratulations" the doctor says "it's a boy" the man takes the baby in his arms and says: "but, this child is black!" his wife cheated on him and the familly breaks appart

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adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

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ANTONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

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What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

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Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

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Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

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What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

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Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

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What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

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What's black and white and has difficulty turning corners? A nun with a javelin stuck through the neck.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

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Lets just say some of my boys owed me a favor, and that if we where all "clean slate workers" I would never have been able to pull some favors out of the higher ups. As far as for "these Shadows" of yours, I know nothing, while I invented the encoding format for the messages you use, I intend keeping it to myself. People here will still assume this is bullshit unless you get somebody to hack this site, believe me, its pretty damn easy to retrieve whatever data might have been lost.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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