- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

how did the ant die? i stepped on it

How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Lil Wayne's rapping career

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

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