i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

no

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

You see how lame this is?

What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

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