A guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink and sighs heavily, waiting to escape the reality of his broken home, his cheating wife, and his high school dropout kid.

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A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

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Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

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What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, Everything is gray, I'm a dog.

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YOU

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a duck walks up to a lemonade stand. thats impossible, because nature says that ducks cannot walk.

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Why are rich people so rich? they're not poor.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there" "BOO" "BOO WHO" "No it's just BOO"

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Notice how Anti-Joke MISSPELLED "user", writing "uses" instead. Probably most of you didn't notice until I posted this :)

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Whats bloody and is dead. My son.

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Why can't a Tyrannosaurus-Rex clap? It's Dead.

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 1: Who's there Person 1: me me you who you me you who me you no me (say super dooper quickly)

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Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

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Why did little Jimmy cry when his Rolls Royce got destroyed? Because his parents were in it.

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

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What did the guy say to the mushroom? You're a fungi

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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