Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if your name was urdaagaa.

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to begin his bartending shift.

What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

whats the difference between justin beiber and a gay guy? both guys and girls like gay guys

what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

YES! EXACTLY!

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

bronson watt walks into a bar.

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

Who does creatine? James Cornish

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

Q: what do you call a man that see's a unicorn A: hallucinating

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

Sixty... eight

i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

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