Where's my tractor?

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Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

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When A White Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Claps When A Black Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Does Handstands, Celebrations, And Shouts

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a boy fell in mud... a kid took a bath with bubbles... bubbles was the girl next door!

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Knock Knock Whos there? Your neighbor.

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Why was Hellen Keller afraid to answer the phone? This situation is impossible because Hellen suffered from scarlet fever, therefore she could not see or hear the phone.

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to go well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that when his wife was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas, despite that the tank was full and she only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrendous car accident that caused the fuel to empty and catch fire. Mary survived but their 6 month old baby was killed.

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A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

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Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

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Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

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Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

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ur mum

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why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

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HURT

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"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

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hard cheese

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What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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