A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

what if i told you that leonardo decaprio didnt need an oscar but an oscar needed a leonardo decaprio!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(_)_)=============D

"why did the cheese not go to church on sunday" "because it was jewish"

Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

Roses are roses Violets are violets Sugar is sugar And you're a person

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

What is greater than God, More evil than the Devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, If you eat it, you will die? Madelyns head

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

How do you piss off a teacher? Accuse them of being a pedophile

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

Knock Knock Come in! :)

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

One time at band camp.............tha'ts it........

What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

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