- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl say when she got her period? Nothing, why would she want anyone to know?

Guns don't kill people; high speed bullets and sharp projectiles launched at high speeds usually inflict painful and possibly fatal wounds that may kill someone. That someone loves and is loved by others.

Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

Lol, thats funny, sorry for asking, but is your eye doing better? Was their IQ test the same one you get when you enter their site?

Omg you bought a Prius? Children in Africa are starving and could have used that money to buy food.

What did the orphan get for his birthday? Shit on.

What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

"knock knock" "whos there" "poop" "poop who" "poop in the toilet"

Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?" The horse cannot understand what the bartender said and instead finds it threatening, so it has a complete spasm and wrecks the whole bar.

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

Two blondes and a brunnett walk into a bar. Remarkably, there was nothing else notable about any of them.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

a irish man walks past a bar

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