What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

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yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

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What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

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What's worse than some one spitting in your food Hitler revealing he's actually a Jew

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Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

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A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

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VaginaBoob ^.^

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

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What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

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What did the dog say to the house? Roof

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Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

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Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

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A man works at a brick factory. He is told by his boss that if he is to steal any brick from the factory, he will be sacked. But every day the man steals one brick and puts it in his lunch box to take home and is not caught. One day he has enough bricks to build a house, and he says "When I build this house there will be none left over". The house is now built and while the man is taking a look around he stubs his toe on something, he looks down to see a brick and he sighs, picks up the brick and throws it in the air. There are two pilots driving a plane, one has a dog and one has a wardrobe. One pilot says to the other "I don't particularly like dogs" then the other pilot says to him "I don't really like wardrobes". They then make an agreement and throw both the wardrobe and the dog out the window. Five minutes later one pilot looks out the window out onto the plane wing, and guess what he sees? A brick.

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"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

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Whats worse than losing your car keys? Watching your 4 year old son get visciously raped by a 20stone sex hungry pedophile and knowing you cant do anything about it because the sex hungry pedophile is your dad and he is the alpha male of the family so he has full mating rights.

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what did John do to make the cold weather a little less irritating? well, being a homeless man, John did..... nothing.

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Q: why do english soldiers have red coats? A: to cover the blood stains, so they can still lead their platoons when they are shot. why else?

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Wii.

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What did the cow say to the horse? Mooo

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I've never seen your mother, so I won't make any vile suggestions concerning her weight.

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What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

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If you're reading this, you can read.

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