A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

The dewey decimal system

Cameron is a r e t a r d

There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

knock knock who's there ?

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

Knock Knock, Ow my face

who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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