- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

I can't hear music. I am a sentence.

How did the Mexican got into USA? Trough the border.

How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

Why did the boy jump off a bridge? Because he saw it on tv

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

3 bears walk into a market. A little girl sneaks into their house. Meanwhile, people are freaking out because there are THREE BEARS in the market.

why was the cat black it was a black cat

What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

how did I get in your moms pants. I ripped them off.

Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

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