What did the kid say to Santa? Nothing, he was a goat.

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Q: What happened when Sophie broke her leg? A: She was taken to hospital where she was given a cast, and made a full recovery just in time for the Summer.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm bitten in half in your apple.

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follow @nils_kosmo on twatter hehe

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what do you call a black man in a car? -a person who passed his drivers test

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Yo mama's so fat that when she steeped on the scale, it read a rather large number as compared to the average, healthy weight of the human race. Of course, she could become thin by working out or eating less, but she chooses not to because of the laziness that has now corrupted her completely.

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What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

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What's worse than eating a rotton fruit that makes you sick?? Getting raped by a giant jackalope and then being left for dead in the middle of nowhere and being found by an old pedophile whose van ran out of gas and then running away only to find some water but while you were drinking it you got grabbed and dragged under the water by an octopus who has wandered off many miles from its home and then dying because humans don't have gills

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Wanna here a joke? To bad you can't your black.

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Yo mama is so poor she used the welfare system and is a family of 4 and has a successful business now

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Please Rape William Wright

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What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders

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Q: What did the architect say after he tripped? A: My mother died of cancer when I was 6.

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A lawyer gets admitted to a bar.

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Where do you send a Jew with ADD? A concentration camp.

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What's the anonymous name for vampire hunters? The KKK.

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Why did the bird fall down? It got shot.

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whats brown and fluffy? brown fluff

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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What's cooler than living on the sun? Everything, because the sun is the hottest entity in the entire universe. Plus, who'd want to live on the sun?

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What happened when an FBI agent and a cop argued over control of a hostage situation? Several people including a respected community leader were killed.

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What's worse than bombs? Nukes

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How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Because Goofy can walk on two legs, and is therefore superior to Pluto in Walt Disney's eyes.

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How are jello and frankenstein alike? Both green, both alive, and bill cosby didn't make me want either.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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