Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

What is life? Paul.

Knock knock Who's there Your son and his vagina.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

A person from Singapore eats

Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

How do you stop a rhino from charging? Kill it

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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