Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

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Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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Q: What do a dollar bill and a kite have in common A: I dont know

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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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What was Billy for Halloween? A pirate

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drugs.

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Cows are land manatees.

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A black man has a job.

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How many Frenchmen does it take to surrender? Probably just one.

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What did Britney Spears say to the Mexican? Hit me baby Juan more time.

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What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

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I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

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What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

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why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

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A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

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A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

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What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

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Facebook How i met my mother

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Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

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why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

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After visiting the dentist, Ke$ha had sixteen cavities because brushing your teeth with bottles of jack causes plaque to build up.

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what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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