The MLS

Jayden Eccles

A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

Whats worse than a joke? This

Chuck norris

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. *Hint. Hint.*

What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

My three children are three big mistakes.

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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