Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

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Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

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A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Simba from the Lion King? One is a cartoon character from a beloved Disney classic and the other is the current President of the United States of America.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

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Roses are green,violets are blue,i'm high as ****,is that perfume or glue?

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Why did the monkey ride a bike? Because he was taken from his natural environment, abused for years and forced to ride a bike.

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You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

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How do you get a bunch of Jews in a car? You tell this family who happens to be of Jewish faith that they are going to be late for the birth of another family member's child. How do you get them out? Tell the mother had a miscarriage. This will make them promptly want to leave the care and grieve with the other family members for the lost child.

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Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

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What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

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roses are red violets are blue I forogt what I was doing where am I?

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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What's the difference between a lamp?

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You and your parents are going to die today

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What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

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Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

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Knock, knock. Door opened.

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What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

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what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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