What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

A man with ADD walks into a bar, what did he say? Look a squirrel!!!

Matthew Baker

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

Knock knock Come in

Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

Refrigerator

IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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