I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

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What is the longest sentence that a man knows? If it is used it in context, isn't round and the speaker attempts to quote the whole number - or at least all of it known to date, then any sentence involving the value of pi.

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roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

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What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

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Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

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casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

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John Travolta goes to the supermarket..

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This poem sucks. I like math!

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Jesus walks into a church only to be touched inappropriately.

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If three men were rowing a rowboat backwards across your front lawn, and six of the four back wheels fell off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? 17 because footballs don't have feathers.

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what did the boy with no arms get for easter? a cane.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? Mary Mary who? Mary Smith.

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My two friends Larry and Paul are both race horses. They were getting ready for a big race to quolify them for the Kentucky durby. BANG! The race started! What. Close race! First it was Larry then Paul then Larry then Paul! And finally Larry came out and won it! Paul went to the winners circle and congratulated Larry. He said "hey great job Larry but next time after you come back from touring will you let me win?" Larry says "oh! Of course this couldn't get between us! We're like two peas in a pod. Closer then bread in a basket. We're best friends"... So when he came back from touring Larry said it was great! And promised let Paul win. BANG the race started! It was Paul then Larry then Paul then Larry won again. Paul was a little mad that he he didn't win but he went to congratulate larry anyway. Larry said next time he was deffinetly going to let Paul win, because he wasn't gonna let this get between them because they are two peas in a pod. Closer then bread in a basket, they are best friends. Then after Larry came back from touring he promised again he would let Paul win. BANG! The race started and it was Paul then Larry! Then Paul! Larry! Paul! Then larry won. Paul at this point furious went to the winners circle. He talked to Larry "Larry why didn't you let me win for the third time!? This is just your ego trying to win every time now!?" I didn't want them to fight so I chimed in "Larry, Paul! Please don't fight! Your two peas in a pod! Closer then bread in a basket! Your best friends!! You don't want to fight like this!" Larry turned to Paul and said "Hey look! A talking dog!"

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Q: whats good about having sex with 18 year olds? A: there's 18 of them.

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An american took a vacation to Mexico.... the American police were contacted 3 days later... the American was supposedly killed during a drug trade...

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(Guys I want to get the most likes so like my joke.) What did the person want. To get the most likes :)

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A guy walks into a bar. But it was a solid steel bar and suffered severe wounds and a concussion. Lucky for him a bystander saw this happen and called 911. The man was transported to a hospital where he eventually made a full recovery and returned to work after one year.

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how do you break up with your girlfriend? talk about their race.

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

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A school bus full of orphans falls of a cliff.

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