tim has no humor

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Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

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a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

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whats 2+2? 4

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Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

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A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

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Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

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I killed someone on minecraft.

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What's purple and glows? An electric grape

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

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How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

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Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

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My friend harris is fat.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

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What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

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please thumbs this up to help rhinos with boners thank you

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

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Alice? Childhood Alice? I did not recognize you! Its so nice to hear from you again! I would not worry too much about Nero`s shouting at night dear friend, while he has overcome a lot, he suffers from nightmares and nightterrors, its not pain, not physical at least, please do not tell him I told you, he prefers sparing people the details. Should I type as If I am typing to Nero? Sorry, I am just a bit flustered, Nero has never been the romantic type, not towards me at least... I know the "official chatting hours are over, but can I ask you or rather him to stay on a bit longer?"

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put my dick in your ass

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The man decides to jump off the bridge and decides to make one last phone call. "Hello, Jane, this is Doug. I just wanted to let you know, from the bottom of my heart, that I love you." Person on the phone says "This is not Jane, this is Joe." "Oh, hi, Joe. Could you just tell your wife what I said. Bye." The man continues to jump down the bridge and swims with his beautiful girlfriend. They all had a great day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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