- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Once upon a time, The end.

How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

I love Japan. It's the bomb.

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