a man walks into a bar he has a few drinks and announces to his friends that hes driving home, dave (one of his friends) tells him that its a bad idea and takes his keys off of him until the next day.

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An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

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Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

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Sarah Palin

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What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

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a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

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Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

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What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? K

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What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC. I can't walk or talk, and I'm a Stephen Hawkings

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

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Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

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Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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woman..parallel parking

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a black man and a white man walk into a job interview. neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

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Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

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Q:what is a wheelchairs biggest fear A: steps

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Want to hear a joke? Me too.

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What's a foot long and slippery, a slipper

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Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

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