A man punches a 3rd grader in the stomach. Not long after he is arrested and no longer is allowed within 500 feet of a public school.

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Q: What did the littl boy with cancer get for christmas? A: Nothing, he didnt make it that far.

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What's little and very sad? A 5-year old locked in a cage.

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Your mom is such a slut that your dad didn't even ask her if you were his biological child and raised you as if you were, regardless of what the dna results may suggest.

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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What's black and red and on the ground? A dead black guy.

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Hey! Where is my tracker?

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You might be a redneck. Sorry.

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Why did then plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

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What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

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why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

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What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

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Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

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Yo mamma is so fat her blood type is RAGU

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Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

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Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

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what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

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Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

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roses are red violets are blue i am bipolar so am i

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i said call 911 and they said whats the number?

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If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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