- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was to fat. Why did the snake fall out of the tree? I don't know everything, Bitch!

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

This is an anti joke with a difference. It's funny.

What did the fish say when it hit a wall? Nothing. Fish cannot talk.

What's the difference between a Watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

Roses are red Violets are red My lawn is red My fences are red It appears my garden is on fire.

the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

what is red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket Waht is blue and looks like a bucket? (99% of the time they will say "a blue bucket") No, a red bucket in disguise!

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

How do you teach a black guy to swim? You sign him up for swimming lessons.

Guy A turns to Guy B and says, 'Hey, can I use your cellphone to call my mom?" Guy B nods and says, "Yeah, sure, just press redial." Guy B had been planning an surprise party for Guy A and had called Guy A's mother for ideas.

"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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