why did michael jackson write black or white he didnt want black people to copy him

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You like penis, That's what you live up to.

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What's worse than 100 dead babies stapled to a wall? 100 live babies stapled to the wall!!!

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

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Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

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why wouldn't the printer work? because there was an animal in it.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

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What looks like a duck, smells like a duck and feels like a duck? A duck.

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Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

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What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

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Wanna here a good joke? Sure, but you spelled hear wrong.

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My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

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their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

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What will happen if your heart skips 10 beats? Nothing. You're dead.

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What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

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A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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