Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

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What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

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Why was the Islamic woman killed? She insulted Allah.

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What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

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Q: why didn't the little black boy have a father? A: because he unfortunately died at the age of 48 with pancreatic cancer.

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kill yourself

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Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

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Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

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What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

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How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

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How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

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knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

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Female rights.

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Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

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Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

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What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

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Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

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Velcro. What a rip off.

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Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

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Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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