A black man comes home from work.

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A black guy and a white guy are in a fight, who wins The white guy because they were in a fight over when the black guy was going to die.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a human profession, and the other is a type of fish.

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how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

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When life hands you lemons, you should question your sanity

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what is a bike without wheels? not a bike.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will have her institutionalized as soon as they find her.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is your mom

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What stands on the corner oof every major city at night? A cop

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What do you call a homeless man in Beverly Hills? Charles, Someone who unfortunately had to drop out of school at a young age to work to support his dying mother. Hence, later in life, after his mother died, lacked the education to be enrolled in college forcing him to pimp to make enough money to eat and pay for the rent in his one bedroom appartment in his hometown-Mississippi. But times were tough in Mississippi and not many people could afford a whore. This forces him to go all the way to California where he found more people there were willing to pay for a whore. Business was good and soon enough he had enough money for a decent condo. But Charles still morned the death of his mother. Eventually he couldn't take the daily pressure of being a pimp and thought of his mothers death, so he turned to heroin. Soon all his money was fueling his addiction and before he knew it he was on the street, with no one to help him and no where's to go. Every night he goes to sleep on his cardboard box with the memory of his late mother in the back of his head. Sometimes Charles wonders what he could of been if he didn't drop out of school, but he knows that what he did was the right thing.

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Yo mama is so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing? Her reply was: Kicking a can down the street. What did you think she was doing? Moving?

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What did the black man say about Linkin Park? That there's obviously a rapist in their midst and they should all be questioned.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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*knock knock* "Who's there?" "It's the police, I'm afraid your husband was in a car crash and died."

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Why is that man such a perv? I don't know. Ever since I let him see my boobs, he has had this undying obsession with sex. So, I guess that, as society would classify him, he is a sex addict. He will do anything for it, even if he needs a man to get it. I feel terrible about starting his obsession, and plan to take him to therapy next week for the sake of his health.

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How come the blind black guy couldent read because he is dead

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Knock Knock Nobody answered because the people in the house were away.

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Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

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A man walks into a bar. He gets wasted and forgets the punchline.

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Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

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Roses are red Violets are blue and oranges are orange nothing rhymes with orange

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This is an anti joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure, but the farmer must be very upset about the loss of one of his chickens.

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did you know why people keep saying "you know...you know..." in their conversation? well i don't know

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