- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

A boy is eating with his family. A man in the next booth tells him "You are very handsome and you will be a movie star when you grow up." Then the man leaves. On the way out, the boy's mom says "You know he was drunk, right?"

there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

Weed.

The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

What did you get for your birthday? I got older

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