- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

how did the girl with a hook-hand do her hair? She didn't

If the blue man lives in the blue house, the red man lives in the red house and the green man lives in the green house, where does the orange man live? In the orange house.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. and Asians are yellow.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

Two muffins were in an oven. One muffin said "Wow, its hot in here." The other muffin said "Oh my gosh a talking muffin!" The house burnt down because the oven created a fire.

A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

Yo mamas so stupid that she has a condition called autism

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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