- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

What ended my last relationship? Oncoming traffic.

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

I just missed my bus. At least I haven't got cancer.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

Every human being has some kind of penis <3

what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

Paragnormal Activity: The confused sequels. My wife literally had an heart attack 5/5! -Awesome reviews. I am going to need therapy for the rest of my life! 5 out of 5 stars! -Star reviews THIS MOVIE KILLED MY DOG! 4.5/5 -Petlovers I literally died! 10/10 -Rotten Potatoes.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was already in the oven.

Roses are, blue, Violets are red, Screw poetic forms, I wish you were dead

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